Trump? This is an attack on American culture calories! You, the greatest war present, will certainly send troups to free the Oreo.

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See the problem with that is in the US Candy Companies are legally allowed to have 5-7 divisions of infantry for corporate purposes (tactical HR mainly) and they can legally go to war without the need from approval from the US Congress so long as they can prove the military strikes directly threatened their profits.

@LaFinlandia I remember Mondelēz International keeping its business ties in #Russia …

As long as nobody was hurt, nothing of value was lost.

Those bastards!

Nobody fucks with Oreo.