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Untapped Mountain Only Justification ICE Agent Needs | Commander's Herald (commandersherald.com)
submitted 9 months ago by to c/mtg@mtgzone.com
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PHYREXIA MINNESOTA** – **Americans are up in arms today after an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer fatally shot a Magic player who had nothing but an untapped Mountain on their person.

According to officials, the kinda sorta law enforcement agent heroically murdered the hellbent player in cold blood because he had a thing that could maybe do something at some point potentially.

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Untapped Mountain Only Justification ICE Agent Needs | Commander's Herald (commandersherald.com)
submitted 9 months ago by to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Our ideal recruit is a moron nobody likes who recklessly escalates every situation they're in. Tell me you haven't seen at least one of those at your LGS.