"I love your beard. It's magnificent. Elves just don't have beards like that."

"I... Um, thank you?"

Maybe you'd like to... Toss a dwarf..?

I really thought this was going to be a Fedora Linux joke. 

Maybe I need to step away from my home lab to watch my favourite movies again 

What about sitting on a pretty friend?

Aye, I could do that