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[–] 111 points 10 months ago (6 children)

The irresistible urge to lick off this one small drop of coffee slowly gliding down on cup’s wall

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  • [–] 75 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Go ahead, no one will notice. No one will immortalize it on camera to be viewed across the internet. It'll be fine.

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  • [–] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    It’s not that I want to do it. I just don’t want the coffee to drip onto the table.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago

    OMG, I do this when a drop is about to spill, it’s reflex, Can’t help it. But I’m always terrified someone will see me being so weird.

    Glad to know I’m not alone I guess.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    I love a good morning c̸͎͚̫̺͒̇̾̓e̷̤̦͘r̸̳̞̖͜͝ȁ̴̙̅̈͌̏m̵̰͓̹͊̈́̾͌͘i̵͔̎c̴̥̙̖͛͜

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago

    Thank you for this quality shitpost, SatansMaggotyCumFart. This is precisely what I came here for

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Looks like she's got a drinking problem

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    She is using some subtle signals

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    We made you some coffee, Carol.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    When the acid kicks in while you're still at work.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I dunno what she's drinking, but it's probably not tea...

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I'm just here wondering why she has extra fingers.

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