Go for the eyes, Boo!

Watch out Dude. The Nihilists are getting better equipped marmots.

[Angry ferret noises] as it sails through the air to its unfortunate target: the enemy's unprotected pant leg opening. The devastation will be swift and severe. Many humanitarians argue it should be considered a war crime, but few if any superpowers are willing to risk total ferret weapon disarmament fearing it may upset the tenuous balance of power established by mutually assured nethers destruction.

He looks like he gets paid by the hour

Awww hims a little yeesle!