I have been a prison guard for two years now, ask me anything

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[–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

how'd you go from being a stripper to a prison guard?

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 10 months ago

    I'm just wild like that. I heard that you could make as much as $130 dollars a night and the fact that the working hours are at night time was convenient for me as a student at the time and I took work as a prison guard because I thought it would be an interesting job and the opportunity to be around hot guys all the time wasn't that bad either. Life just takes you odd places sometimes.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    They say everybody has a price. What's yours?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Judging from my stripper days it'll be $100's a night. Which isn't that bad.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    What would the other guard reply if asked whether this door leads to freedom?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Could you describe the most interesting inmate you've interacted with?

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 10 months ago

    Well, there's been lots. I remember this one inmate who was just a very interesting person to talk to. He knew a lot about history and geography and could talk your ears off and early Hollywood. He was a nice guy. Then there was this one inmate who at first seem like a nice, quite old man until I found out he was serving life for murdering seven people. One of which was his own son. I also had another inmate who was one of Anita Cobby's killers. I know another one who was like a GTA character but in real life. I don't want to too much into details but he was a former dirty police officer who was serving time for every crime under the sun. He was well connected to the Australian under world and we would have so many conversations not just about his criminal history but just about his life in general. He died last year. I miss that dude.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Which prison do you work for?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    I don't want to get into too much information as that could lead to me outing myself. Let's just say it's in NSW

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Do you think that Margret thatcher had girl power?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    If that's want you call satan's soul then sure.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    What's your opinion on pineapple pizza?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    what's the best size to value item(s) to fit up the average australian arse?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    infinite prisoner problem invented and solved at a stroke

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    which linux distro do you use?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    What kind of boots do you enjoy the taste of the most and why is it leather?

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (1 child)

    weirdest item you've found?

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