I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane.

I'm proud to say I've come the full circle. I've finally become the asshole I should have been.

Based on the high failure rate of early pregnancy, most "people" never develop past this stage. Statistically more of us have been just assholes which explains a lot.

Don't forget about the opposite problem

Guess how many babies are born every year with no asshole?

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/imperforate-anus

predisposed

For those who doubt, it's true I learned it in my bio lessons