Trump: "I declare that we're having peace talks!"

Advisor: "Mr. President, that's not how it works. You can't just declare that two parties, that you're not a part of and evidently shown you have zero control over, are now having peace talks."

Trump: "...but I declared it."

Israel already broke ceasefire.

They said, only to confirm the ceasefire on national television 2 hours later.

I could get used to his [new] title.