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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Isaac Newton: you can fit so many Newtons in this bad boy

Car: you can fit so many fig Newtons in this bad boy

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Slapping him in the dick is hardly equal. Opposite, maybe. But not equal.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Maybe the cars reproductive organ is on the roof. You don't know.

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  • Isaac Newton: Vigorously rubs roof of car

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