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[–] 44 points 1 year ago (7 children)

And then after you're done messing around, get yourself a REAL Jersey Flirt Who Hershey Squirts and finally settle down.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    What the fuck did I just read....

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wow... I've lived such a sheltered life with continent partners....

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago*

    I was fucking a girl in the ass once and a hard chunk of shit fell onto the floor.

    I had no idea what to do, and I kind of panicked and just kind of kicked it under her bed and kept going. I figured that was the best possible outcome for all involved.

    We weren't together for that long. I do wonder when or if she found it.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    Wow… an actual shitpost

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    My recommendation: be a girl that shits.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Graffiti everywhere you go! Literally!!!!

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