Wow every photo of Greg Bovino looks like the lamest version of a middle schooler's description of what a cool guy is.

Are you telling me this is NOT from a Call Of Duty ad on a Mountain Dew can? I don't believe you.

Yeah but I blasted his dad

Oh blessed me the judge "blasted" the border patrol boss ? Out loud and wearing big-girl-judge robes ?

Well, then, heaven for fend! That guy has now been blasted! You gott'em, judge!

“Describing rapid-response networks [and] moms as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are, and how incredible their views are,” Ellis said.

Shoutout for the proper use of the word incredible.

I look forward to the day writers stop using sensationalized words like “blast” and “slam.”

“Rebukes” would be a non-eye-bleeding-inducing term.