"We never land here. None of them wash, and the smell is atrocious."

This is why people save frequent flyer points.

Too many feet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stJbHq0pOSs

I gave them my feet once. Was a nice experience. You haven't truly lived until you've felt the toes of several strangers cuddle your feet after the cold wind of a plane passes over them

We need help from that learnwithsherlock ticktock guy to work out how many feet are actually in the picture.

My guess is a bajillion? 🤣