I mean, the whole "die and redeem us of our sins" is itself a massive passive-aggressive exercise.

"Why are you doing this Jesus?"

"Only by dying and rising again can I redeem mankind and wash away original sin."

"But...what's the point of that?"

"So people can get into Heaven."

"Who wrote the rules about eligibility into Heaven?"

"God."

"But who are you?"

"Also God."

"Can't you just, rewrite the rules?"

"ONLY BY DYING AND RISING AGAIN CAN I REDEEM MANKIND AND WASH AWAY ORIGINAL SIN."

The passion of the Christ is just God exercising a histrionic martyr complex.

I might be way off, but... Is that Robert Webb? Where is this Jesus from?

But you better not forget about it!

Yes yes, Jesus was Jewish, no need to belabor the point

(It's okay, folks, I'm Jewish so this joke is certified kosher)

It's a short sketch but absolutely hilarious.