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[–] 8 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a suicide booth with less steps.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    The worst part is, if the sign only said the instant death part, it would be a worse deterrent. Like, despite how funny it is to also have a fine, it's a much more useful sign like this.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago*

    LOW LOW SUICIDE SPECIAL!

    TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH

    ONLY $350 $200 TODAY THRU FRIDAY!!!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Your debts will be paid.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Yes, Saint Peter, I have to go back to pay a fine. -said no one ever

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Fate: electrocuted. Criminal findings: vandalism, littering. Estate fined $200.

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