What are the microphones for

Wow, I can't believe you would just leave that out in the open where anyone could see the Ferengi head you practice Oo-mox on

How many hours a day do they let you out?

I think your ratio of La Croix to Diet Coke may be inverted.

You poor thing. Your back must hurt a lot to have two massagers.

How do you even use 2 at once?

Just get a jackhammer lmao

Why would you post this without a NSFW tag? Now I can't finish my lunch because I'm thinking about LaCroix.

Ugh! La Croix.

“No babe, I like it when DaiMon Bok watches.”

I love my wireless one, the silicone head is so much more comfy than the rough head of the wired one. That, and when I use the wired one, I have to bust out my router power control dial to get more settings than “not high enough” and “okay that’s a lot to jump right into”

Mines a ferangi head bong