I'm a self-improooover

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[+] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    My grandmother's will said "you can donate my body to the university, and if they don't need it then I hear the state police can use it to train dogs to find corpses, and that's good too."

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Pharos are speedrunning to get to New Game+ with all the loot from their first playthrough.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago*

    Naaah, they were born with generational wealth.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    now if only you could get gamers to make the same realization

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    How do you know? I bet the Pharoahs had a blast.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    bottom one is people that spent their lives on the efforts of others.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    Let your haters be ritually murdered and buried with you in the pyramid of success

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The bottom one is a case for CDs lol (I have one)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    This is a great place to show off my two favorite new words:

    • Grindset
    • Productivity-pilled
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  • If you optimize hard enough, you can get the full 100% done in the last minute! Maybe even more!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The bottom one belongs to someone who once ruled what they knew as the known world and was worshipped as a living god. I’d trade a pine box for that.

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