Had an okay ending at least!

a curated portfolio of their child's artwork

It's a novel fundraiser and a couple of nutcase parents called channel nine.

What the actual fuck

Our primary school did this last year. The kids did some art project and the school submitted them to a website where you could buy it as a calendar, diary, tea towel etc. I thought it was a great idea. We bought a few tea towels that went down well as Christmas presents.

plus one for using the word curated in correct context