"Cut that out! The dog can borrow your sunglasses if he wants, and you will get them back. Don't be selfish."

Pretty sure I've said about exactly that.

in this case, the 'parent' probably took the kid's sunglasses and put them on the dog--specifically to get a 'funny picture' to post online.

My kids are 10 and 12 and this is my life now. Funny thing is, they're using those words ironically. I think? Fuck do I know, I am no longer tubular and certainly no longer radical.

cat salad lady is my all time favorite meme. That shit makes cracks me up every fucking time I see it.