Just quite! It is certainly adept at fetching the eye of your husband.

Fear not, Catherine: I’d never do anything so insulting to my station.

And lo, given the green dresses your lady’s maid gained while you were away Monday and Thursday last, it appears he’s found a suitable muse, one much closer to his station than I.

While in contrast, your hat is about as fetching as a crippled terrier.

Stone Cold Jane Austen smackdown!

Emotional roller-coaster ride.