Fake: anon paid a woman
Gay: anon didn’t get a boner
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"I see you more as a brother"
"How much to see me as a step brother?"
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I'm literally gonna be a 40 year old virgin bros
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That's why you make an agreement in advance.
IMO the worst thing about being a virgin is that it's forbidden to have sex, at least according to your caring parents, teachers, and social context. It's more about breaking the nonsensical rules than actually about having sex, at least that's how it was for me.
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My gay friends call me a platinum star because I never fucked a woman and I'm a cesarian section.
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pulls out $600 and asks for happy ending
You're not a virgin because you're bad with women. You're a virgin because you're bad with money.
Some folks around here really down bad
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it's not the sex that I crave, just a physical warmth would be great
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Go to a rave and do some meth.
If you don't get to rail someone / get railed, contact me for further instructions.
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I was 27 when i did the deed for the first time. It was very overrated. I'm almost 40 now. Ive been married, tried a few partners, it just didn't matter. But before 27 I thought I must be missing out and got sad over it. Nah man it's really nbd.
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>get psych degree
>become disillusioned with the world and my minuscule place in it
>distaste for society rising
>decide to open a little witch shop
>even offer subtle counseling
>occasionally rip chuds out of their hate holes
>never had a customer leave without personal growth
>be yesterday
>laundromat fire left me with barely any clothes
>fuckthisqueerhatingearth.png
>still have customers today
>can’t cancel without incurring penalties
>fuckthisqueerhatingcreditprocessor.fat
>smell like burnt plastic
>wearing rescued sheets from head to toe
>appointments not going too bad considering the circumstances
>then arrived the mound
>a ball of unwashed hair stretching out into a protective sphere
>sebum flows and drips from my bead draped doorframe as walks in
>understand immediately that I have to do something about this
>I’ll save this one Jonny
>but I can’t get a word out of him
>he communicates only in grunts
>he's distracted for some reason
>finally give up as the hour elapses
>grasp failure for the first time
>as he leaves, he suddenly turns, whipping salty droplets onto my face
>I convulse but keep my composure
>finally hear his voice
>think we’re finally going to talk
>he extends a wad of money toward me and begs for a handy
>the straw that broke the camel’s back
>can barely squeak out an apology as I exit the room and begin crying
>I just wanted to help
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That "Goth" chick just rinsed this dude to watch her perform a dance.
I have never fucked a woman but I fucked my first man at 29. Does that make me virgin?
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