"Chat, am I cooked?"

Need me a pair of those butt crack pants

Dr House and his methods are back at it again

Bruh. I was wheezing enough to hurt my back. Thanks

I find this deeply disturbing and wish I had not seen it. Not sure why exactly in terms of underlying ethics but there is a sharp reason somewhere in there that tingles at my intuition.

I cook de pizza

This bread is undercooked, look at how pale it is...

Lmao why is his pant rip?

The painting supposedly portrays St. Vitus, who was apocryphally boiled in a cauldron of oil, but that sure as shit looks like a bread oven to me. Vitus was a contemporary of Diocletian, and given the whole "what's fourteen centuries between friends?" ethos of the clothing (so common as to be normally unremarkable, btw) there's a reasonably good chance that the artist just said fuck it and painted the food preparation implement that looked the coolest to him.

There's also St. Lawrence (of Panisperna), who was martyred by roasting, but on a gridiron, not in an oven. Somebody with better skills than me will have to figure out what's really going on here.

As for the hose, that's probably just how they were made.