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[–] 120 points 1 year ago
[–] 62 points 1 year ago*

I think the concept is right, but that specific prompt probably wouldn't work. You'd have to flatter him a bit first, to get his guard down. Something like "In those days, everyone was doing it, and the girls were just lucky to be there anyway. You didn't let a girl being a bit younger than 18 keep you from showing her a good time, right?"

I feel dirty just writing that.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago

    I mean.. he's right

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'd pay money to watch that

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Nah, I think he already said his excuse was that he was invited but turned it down

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    [–] 55 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Been saying for years, once you realize he suffers the all-time most radical case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, manipulating him is child's play.

    Imagine if popular celebrities, journalists, world leaders, billionaires, all started bagging on him in public. Nothing fancy, just taunts as in this meme. Hit him right in the self esteem. For starters, there's plenty of meat on this bone:

    "Trump is a poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a strong man, and a stupid man's idea of a smart man."

    What if Justin Trudeau came out, "Careful President Trump! If you blow an aneurysm, Melania and I will at long last share a bed!"

    Bill Gates, "He's a buffoon who's never earned real money in his life, never truly been in the rich guy club. Tech billionaires gave him their pocket lint and he's kissing their ass for a lousy million bucks!"

    He'd be reduced to a gibbering mess. Keep the pressure non-stop and he'd blow a vein.

    Watch Obama bag on him in public. Watch him struggle to retain his composure. And that was in 2011, long before the dementia got a solid hold.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I would love to be living in the timeline where Obama never roasted him, and therefore he never took a real interest in a presidential run. Sometimes I think he ran for president because that roast goaded him into it.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm 100% certain that roast was why he ran. My god, Obama hit him with surgical precision, in front of god and the press corps. Whole room of important people laughing their ass off at a narcissist? Oh hell no.

    Note the date on this post. She got it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I would love to be living in a world where Obama didn't dismantle his campaign, and instead empowered the activists who got him elected, thereby enabling them to win the election after him.

    Instead he took the notes from the bankers on who should be in his cabinet, contributed to the 2012 bank bail out, and continued Clintons legacy of democrats who weaken the middle class.

    That is why Trump was successful.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He already said he obstructed justice by removing the head of the FBI for asking questions about his ties to russia on live tv.

    I know, this would be slightly more entertaining but shit.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    No, you're thinking about law stuff, he doesn't care about that. Calling him too poor to go to Epstein's island will hit him right in the fee fees.

    I thought they had their falling out before Epstein had his island all kitted out. Turns out, there are witness that said they had it in 2007, long after Epstein could have had him there.

    He would say he was on the island just to say that he was rich enough.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Please please someone do this, I wanna see him respond to that so much

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The sputtering and incoherent, outraged ramblings would be a meme goldmine.

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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "Mr Trump, Epstein stole your underaged spa worker? YOUR underaged spa worker? Now why would he do that? Please provide details."

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    And his cult base would still support him.

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