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[–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)
    1. Have Bottom Surgery
    2. Acquire disembodied balls
    3. Have balls plasticised
    4. Turn them into Earrings.
    5. When someone asks about them, say "these belonged to the last man who wronged me."
    6. ???
    7. Profit (or at least have a new law created because of me).
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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Reminds me of this Clarkson's farm clip

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago*

    [doctor, speaking with their mouth full] Who do you think took them?

    (knowyourmeme)

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