Polonium

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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Adolphin, eldest son of Dolphinar, would never sport a Hitler mustache. It’s not fashionable.

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    For those that don't get it:

    Adding "a" to "dolphin" gives you "adophin". Now you break this down and you get.

    "ad" "'ol" "fin". So an "ad for old fins". That's why the dolphin looks older and the fins are cropped out.

    No need to thank me!

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So you’re saying it’s not dolphitler?

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  • [–] -5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Uhm, did ChatGPT write this? It's not the answer at all WTF

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nah, there's a typo. That's a dead giveaway for it being written by a human

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I won't say how long it took me to get this one.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Heil Flipper!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Hint: the second dolphin has a moustache. It took me a while to see

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Meh! Call me a wet blanket but I've been on the internet since before 4chan, so I'm pretty familiar with the Nazi bar problem and I'm long past accepting "just jokes."

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    did nazi that coming

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I got it when I saw the mustache

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I thought this was loss

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