Sorry that this isn't FB marketplace, I'll delete it if it isn't allowed!

This could have gone all the way if the back board lit up

Hi, are these items still edible?

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam.

Now that's a bargain.

And if you get ever get bored with it as a piece of coffee table art, you can always make soup.

“No lowballs, I know what I’ve got”