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[–] 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why Orkz is best. True meritocracy

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  • [–] 64 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    I imagine that, if you’re a 10-year-old boy, fascism can look pretty awesome. Lots of action, badass uniforms and weapons, skulls and stuff, and no icky girls bringing their cooties into your top-sekrit treehouse.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    No Girls AAAAALLOWEEEED

    also remember, be positive

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    *Except for the Adeptus Soroitas, who are the most badass group in the imperium.

    95% as good as 'spess meh-rines' but they're not genetically modified supersoldiers more akin to another species - they're just incredibly dedicated women.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Supposedly, the God Emperor was always around and just hands off of human affairs until they Apocalypsed earth, then he took charge to save the species.

    It's possible that he probably came about before and then caused the Apocalypse, like some sort of psyker mutant test tube baby Oligarch.

    History written by the victors and all that.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    Yes, Inquisitor. This one right here is sprouting heresy. Something about the Imperium of Man will be the downfall of mankind.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    There's a cartoon about it now that was showing up on reddit that does exactly this

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Ork brain

    👀 1
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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Sounds like heresy. I'm calling an inquisition!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Let noob ask a question please, but ain't Warhammer lore a parody for war and nationalistic shit, even thru "purge xenos" yells?

    I've actually never played actual tabletop, but some video games... I know memes only.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago

    In the early years Warhammer 40k was satire on conservatives, Marget Thatcher,

    We can add to that Priestley's lived experience in mid 20th century Britain; the long-tail of the Second World War and the end of British Empire; the ongoing civil discontent of the '70s and '80s between trade unions and the government; the UK's ongoing military operations in Northern Ireland; state sanctioned support for the South African Apartheid government; and the Falklands war. All fed into an early 40k corpus that was politically charged and anti-authoritarian.

    Even so, the game's general message was typical of most punk pop culture of the period: authorities are oppressive, corrupt, and bureaucratic; advanced warfare is still barbaric; systems of oppression inevitably create the rebellions that they use to justify themselves; and so on.

    https://www.wargamer.com/warhammer-40k/satire

    From the very beginning, Warhammer 40,000 wasn’t a straight military setting. It was a joke; a loud, gaudy, aggressively unsubtle joke told by people who were deeply suspicious of power and perfectly willing to mock it. The early writers weren’t trying to smuggle politics into a neutral universe; they were holding up a funhouse mirror to the authoritarian impulses of the late twentieth century and exaggerating them until they became grotesque. The Imperium wasn’t designed to be admired. It was designed to be too much; too cruel, too bureaucratic, too pious, too militarised. A warning dressed up as a wargame.

    The satire was everywhere. The Imperium’s bureaucracy was so swollen it became a character in its own right, a kind of cosmic Civil Service (perhaps a DMV for our American cousins?) with skulls glued to it. The Inquisition was a parody of purity culture, a machine that valued suspicion over truth and zeal over competence. Space Marines were propaganda posters made flesh, the state’s ideal soldier stripped of humanity and sold back to the public as salvation. Even the tagline: “In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war”. This wasn’t a mission statement. It was a punchline. A bleak little wink that said: this is what happens when a society builds itself entirely around fear and obedience.

    https://norerolls.co.uk/2026/02/03/the-strange-half-life-of-politics-and-satire-in-warhammer-40000/

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  • Rogue Trader which it was based on was a parody yes had a lot of references to politicians or political doctrine at the time. It evolved over the editions as it gained popularity, especially outside the UK. The parody now is much darker in tone, less comedic or silly. The problem is they started to realize how cool the setting was as they developed it and took out even more of that satirical bite. There's some satire still but it's not as on the nose now.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I feel like it better suits if the text positions were swapped.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 month ago

    Isn't the real message that we should develop more neural computational devices to prevent rebellion?

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  • [+] -45 points 1 month ago (37 children)

    Aren't you pro Democratic Party, lol?

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  • [–] [S] 27 points 1 month ago (36 children)
  • [–] 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    This person went off their meds and is just running around spamming little gotchas to unusual places.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    its a .ml user.

    you can safely ignore. xD

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  • [+] -20 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    It's not even that you disagree with my opinion, just that you disagree with the letters in the URL in my username, lmfao.

    Sure got me!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Yeah, how dare someone be judged by the company they willingly choose to keep

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  • [+] -9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I'd rather hang out with Marxists than genocide supporting democrats. Call me old fashioned I suppose.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (22 children)

    This person saw the word fascist and immediately thought of the Democrat Party.

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  • [+] -16 points 1 month ago (21 children)

    Thanks, I thought it was pretty simple, lol.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (19 children)

    And the rest of us think you're pretty simple lol

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  • [+] -11 points 1 month ago (18 children)

    The rest of you vote for genocide. Why would I care about your opinions on literally anything?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    I voted to minimize genocide vs you staying home and let the genocide in chief win.

    I don't give a fuck what you have to say, strategic voting could have saved lives, but your poor widdle ego doesn't want to hear that.

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  • [–] -4 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Not American. Your shit hole country will be invading mine in the near future. Death to America.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

    Well then have fun with that, I'll go back to ignoring the opinions of assholes

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  • [–] -3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

    I'm an asshole because I'm calling out your shit hole country for doing genocide and threatening to invade my country and slaughter innocents?

    Go fuck yourself, lmfao.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    No, you're n asshole for attacking people who fucking try to change things. I'm not my government, just like you're not yours. I honestly hope for the best for you, despite you acting like a douchebag.

    Maybe you should grow the fuck up and gain a modicum of empathy instead of being a dick to people based on where they were born and live with 0 other context? Or you can continue being the worst kind of Internet person and wallow in your unwarranted hatred of random individual people, I'm not your dad, thankfully

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  • [–] -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Bro, if you're not rioting in the streets, and you continue to vote for parties that do genocide abroad, you're a piece of shit, lol.

    Don't try and shame those who your country is actively brutalizing and is planning on murdering in the near future.

    Fuck off with your well wishes, do something instead.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Lol, ok. Whatever kid. Keep wallowing in your anger and lashing out, it really makes people give a fuck about your ignorance about how other countries work.

    And no, I won't fuck off with my well wishes. I genuinely hope things work out for you, you hateful asshole.

    Good day, I'm done listening to your impotent and childish anger.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    All the post is about is "fascism = bad", as in general as it gets basically. You're the only one bringing specifically US politics out of nowhere; which gives a strong impression that you feel called out for some reason and thus are inclined to question your views on whether "fascism = bad" unrelated to US politics specifically exactly because how unrelated it being brought up was originally.

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  • [+] -8 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    Check out godric's post history and maybe it'll help you understand my comments. Dude is a fierce democrat defender and therefore genocide supporter.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Which would be ad hominem since this post of theirs in particular doesn't mention any specific US party and is thus still unrelated to bring it up regardless.

    • If I'm a huge proponent of pineapple on pizza and have a reputation of one, and we're discussing pasta with strawberries, my history of pineapple on pizza takes is irrelevant when conversing of straberries in pasta.
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  • [–] -3 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Only if you disagree that strawberries and pineapple aren't both fruit?

    Fascism is bad. Godric is a democrat. Democrats are fascists. Godric is a fascist.

    Does this help?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    I'm still confused on how this relates to the post.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (3 children)

    I feel like you're overthinking this, in fictional sense, war is awesome because it created this story rich environment of Warhammer. In reality? I would never want this (especially fascism) in a million fucking years.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I feel like you're deliberately underthinking this, in order to preserve your delicate self esteem.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    It's pretty embarrassing that you read once that liberalism creates the conditions needed for fascism to rise and assumed that means we won't know you're just a shitposting conservative if you call the Dems fascists.

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