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[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

🎵 Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man

But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man

And so is Lola

La-la-la-la Lola

La-la-la-la Lola 🎶

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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

presumably if a girl is telling you your dick is small she can see it

and if she can see your genitalia presumably you can also see hers. be a bit weird if only one of you was naked

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[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Let me introduce you to dickpick©

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[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

She's welcome to take mine if you want her to have one ig.

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

You need not gaze on many penis' to know my dick is small

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[–] marduk@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The image in my head:

Edit: My bad, read that as "my penis"

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

German (in this case Freud) has a word for this: Penisneid (penis envy)

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 1 month ago

That was about girls subconsciously hating their mothers because they subconsciously want to fuck their fathers.

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

What if she owns the penis museum?

[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago

Enfim a hipocrisia...

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 month ago

She has more sick than you tho