How do you know whether to add water? : shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] zeet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Never. Also, keep it out of bright light and never feed it after midnight.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

If it's dry, add water.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

If it's wet, add water to make sure it doesn't get dry.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Always add water, just to be safe.

[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If it says "I...Am...Groot" in a slow, fading voice.
A little Miracle-Gro™ as well, wouldn't hurt.