He looks exactly like my first cat. Let me tell you one secret: he has no thoughts, except purring and enjoying scratches.

How about you mind your fucking business, Oscar's got big things planned.

Very impressive whisker length.

"You must make your mind empty... Like the food bowl is right now."

Lies. Brain empty. Evidence: Not causing mayhem at the time of the photo. :)

Please tell Oscar I said "ps ps ps ps" and that he is a very good boy. (I know, I know, we shouldn't lie to cats....) :)