You might think it's too good, but it doesn't actually join the game until the most inconvenient time.

Despite risks the enemy pawns will run at it(moving 2 squares per turn) in order to attempt to pet it.

I kinda like this idea. Have it start somewhere random and every turn roll a die to have it move in a direction, capturing any piece it lands on

It needs "nap time" after each move it naps for at least 10 moves

I can't see a reason why a standard piece is somehow anarchy chess nowadays