And finally, Weekend Update would like to congratulate Madonna, who gave birth to a beautiful baby girl last Monday. The baby weighed in at six pounds, nine ounces, making it the fourth largest object ever to pass through Madonna's birth canal. Congratulations, Madonna!

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[–] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This joke wouldn't have gone so well today and maybe that's for the best

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    It is worth noting that this outcome is almost certainly thanks in part to Madonna and others like her.

    She is/was a major feminist icon of the 20th century albeit certainly a controversial one even within feminism.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I don't even understand this joke. Is it a reference to her other children being larger? Is this some joke about her having very well endowed lovers? Is she into some kind of insertion thing like Gwyneth Paltrow and her jade eggs? I can't make sense of it

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