God damn, dust off the cobwebs from Barker's corpse and stick him in a meme

We lost the ability to float checks. Can't have the poors getting very short term, interest-free loans, can we?

Fuck billionaires.

Me when I know my account has money, and it's on the correct card, yet still...

That’s the story of my 20’s

I always try not to look too relieved, but I still see that congratulatory gleam of pride in her eye as I walk off all cool.

cash

Only if you're poor

this is the dumbest thing. check your bank account before going and get what you can afford.