I wonder if Microsoft will do a stock split in the future?

Any of those analysts gonna point out that a significant portion of the demand driven by open AI is just them redeeming credits Microsoft gave them for free?

finally, the line went up enough! they have achieved the golden number! Now they will chill and stop hoarding all that money! Or stop laying off thousands of people a month! . . . Right?

I didn't really need additional evidence that business is increasingly divorcing itself from actual consumer needs, but here it is anyway.