Stop spamming my feed gringos!!

Or I will post about the 18 of September.

Thumbs way up if they'd used a little more black powder.

Oh you don't need to wait for the 4th. When I was a teenager, some local kids were playing with fireworks and gasoline. I discovered this when I found the ambulance leaving the scene.

I was at Kroger today. I bought two things: a six-pack of beer and a $50 assortment of explosives.

The guy checking me out didn’t even make eye contact. It was such a mundane thing for him.

I’m like… what a weird holiday.

I'll stick with "elbows up" thank you very much...

So everyone's seen that one video 💀

Not enough scarring