OPs mum.
Don't get me wrong, OPs mum is an absolute charm and a blessing to the world. Drunk dialling her should be a sin.
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Your Ex.
Me. Please stop calling me at like 2 AM, how do random drunk people keep getting my number?
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God. ESPECIALLY the Mormon one.
The CEO of the company you work for
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Me, because I'm also drunk and now we are going to be on the phone all damn night talking about nothing. I hope you don't have to work in the morning.
Jimmy's mom
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