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[–] 46 points 4 months ago (10 children)

What's the shadow on the left? It looks like someone shitting a battery.

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  • [–] 48 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    I think it's an old trauma inducing video from early Internet days where a man attempts to fit a jar into his butt, only to have it break in the attempt. It's really utterly horrifying, but I'll admit to laughing at the reference here.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago*

    It's a shock video called 1 guy 1jar.

    He sits on it, it goes inside him, then shatters.
    He then starts to pick the pieces of glass out of himself, while bleeding everywhere.

    Hollow and glass, keep away from your ass.

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  • [–] 92 points 4 months ago (17 children)

    It's so funny to live at the end of the "don't read that, it'll rot your brain" era and the beginning of the "don't watch that, it'll rot your brain" era.

    Seems like whatever young people are doing in a given moment is wrong

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  • [–] 41 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    The point of this post isn't that TV is bad and books are good, the kid is watching 1 guy 1 jar on the TV.

    https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/1-guy-1-jar

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Ah, I'm too old. Only familiar with two girls, one cup.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I thought you're saying that there was an equivalent of that video in book form back in the day lol

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    What if books were invented after video games?

    These new 'libraries' that have arisen in recent years to facilitate reading activities are a frightening sight: dozens of young children, normally so vivacious and socially interactive, sitting alone in cubicles, reading silently, oblivious to their peers.

    But perhaps the most dangerous property of these books is the fact that they follow a fixed linear path. You can't control their narratives in any fashion - you simply sit back and have the story dictated to you. Why would anyone want to embark on an adventure utterly choreographed by another person? But today's generation embarks on such adventures millions of times a day.

    This risks instilling a general passivity in our children, making them feel as though they're powerless to change their circumstances. The book readers of the younger generation are learning to 'follow the plot' instead of learning to lead.

    From "Everything Bad Is Good for You" by Steven Johnson

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    [–] 53 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I'm 14 and this is deep moment.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Ok but what if the kid on the left is watching bill nye, the kid on the right looking at porno mags?

    Shouldn't the thesis here be message > media not media > message?

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Was wondering for too long why the kid on the left was looking at Ozymandias on the tv.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Missing 2 legs for that cup...

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)
    [–] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Well I got aphantasia, so I’ll stick with tv and films thanks

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    And your door, as well.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (3 children)