Usually when a franchise gets 5+ sequels at least one is pretty good, but none of the JP sequels have been.

Jurassic World Rebirth spoilersAnd this latest one with ScarJo was particularly bad; they took the Star Wars 7-9 approach where they copy and paste scenes from the original movie and weave a slightly different story around them.

Meanwhile the few "new" things they added were thinly veiled shots at the audience "no one is interested in these creatures anymore so we have to invent hybrids"... and the hybrid they created was basically a Rancor from Star Wars.

(Also wtf does the title "rebirth" have anything to do with what happened in the movie? It's all about collecting dino blood for Pharma research into human heart disease medication. Nothing is "reborn" at all.)

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[–] 14 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Alien and Terminator have both had nothing but shit since their second installments.

If you look at only the movies, Star Wars is at least as bad after the original trilogy. Rise of Skywalker is bad enough to make me wonder if there was intentional sabotage going on.

But for my money, the best example of a franchise that starts strong and then turns to absolute garbage in the sequels is Highlander. The original is a classic that was never meant to have a sequel. Then it got a bunch of sequels, the majority of which have been frequently cited as among the worst movies ever made.

  • Highlander 2 is a ridiculous betrayal of the original that wanted to be cyberpunk and retconned the immortals to being aliens, which just gets dumber the longer you think about it,
  • Highlander 3 is an apology that erases 2, but also negates the original's ending for no reason other than to do the exact same plot over again... poorly.
  • Highlander 4 erases all the movies and instead follows the TV show, killing the hero of the first movie as a poorly realized attempt to pass the torch, butchering the lore of both the movie and the show, and just being so awful that they chose to spend their time and money making deceptive ads with stuff that was never going to be in the movie instead of finishing the movie. Seriously, they released it with unfinished effects shots and missing scenes that were vital to understanding the plot.
  • And then there's Highlander 5, which was a straight to Syfy channel movie that actually makes all the previous ones look good by comparison, Listing everything wrong with it would just be describing the entire movie.

Hell, the anime is the most faithful movie follow up, and it doesn't have any of the characters, takes place in a post apocalyptic wasteland, and introduces God, destiny, reincarnation, ghosts, druid magic, cyborgs, giant robot spiders, etc.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Alien and Terminator have both had nothing but shit since their second installments.

    that's what i'm saying, Jurassic Park doesn't even have that. Lost World was okay at best.

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  • [–] -3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Personally, I'd argue that Alien and Terminator weren't amazing either, and it's only Aliens and Terminator 2 that were actually great movies. They're still franchises with one really awesome installment followed by utter trash. And honestly, I think I'd take Jurassic Park 3 and Jurassic World over anything else the Aliens franchise has produced since.

    I'm not saying they are definitely worse than the JP franchise, just that they're close enough that reasonable people could disagree.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    eh i wouldn't go that far. Alien and Termonator are much better than any Jurassic Park sequels.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago

    They aren't bad movies, just not great. Better than Lost World, but not so good that I would be lamenting the terrible sequels if it weren't for the far superior installments.

    All I'm saying is that there isn't a hell of a lot of difference between being disappointed in the terrible sequels that came after the first movie vs the terrible sequels that came after the second movie, especially when you aren't all that attached to the first movie.

    It's all a matter of perspective anyway. Yes, Jurassic Park never got a good sequel but then it never really needed one. It was a complete story that did not call for any kind of follow up. To me, that makes the sequels less disappointing, because I don't expect anything more.

    Aliens ends with unanswered questions and lots of obvious potential for follow up stories. Star Wars gave us an entire universe full of potential stories to tell, whether it followed directly from the original trilogy or did something new in the same world. That the potential is wasted by making terrible movies makes them so much worse to me.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    I liked both alien 3 and Alien Resurrection, and I didn't like anything else after that (Prometheus, Romulus, etc.)

    Not sure what is wrong with me.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Resurrection works as a black comedy. I mean the newborn at the end does puppydog eyes and coos at Call.

    I can't agree with you about 3. I just rewatched it and it just didn't do it for me. It bothers me that 2/3rds of the survivors from Aliens get iced in the opening scene, but I do really like the scene where she bring Bishop online.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I give Rise of Skywalker a pass because they were put in an impossible position.

    First, Rian Johnson rat fucked them with Last Jedi, painting them into a corner with no villain to speak of, killing Luke, and reducing the size of the Resistance to something that could fit in the Falcon... Like he forgot his part was the middle part.

    And then Carrie Fisher died. :( 3rd movie was supposed to be "hers", just like Force Awakens was Han's and Last Jedi was Luke's.

    So, not sure what they could have done here. Fisher did die during post production on Last Jedi, so they could have done an edit where Leia dies in space, Luke survives, and then give the 3rd movie to Luke... or... re-cast the role of Leia and do it properly, or as properly as you can do without a major cast member.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    First, Rian Johnson rat fucked them with Last Jedi, painting them into a corner with no villain to speak of

    Did you forget about Kylo Ren, or...?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I have a dream where they cut out the completely garbage Casino Planet scenes from Last Jedi and use that runtime to finish the movie with the Palpatine reveal. It would've made Last Jedi a reasonably better movie, and more importantly given Rise of Skywalker a fucking chance to be decent.

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