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Straight to the point. (i.redd.it)
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[–] 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That's not even true. There's also nostrils and ear holes, which brings the count above 3.

I am so fun at parties... in theory, though they always seem to end just as I arrive, darn it!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Topographically speaking, you are a seven-holed donut.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago (2 children)

    6-7, depending on genetics and surgeries.

    Or 6-9 depending on whether we count eye sockets?

    Or 42, for no particular reason... 😜

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Care to explain which hole could be omitted? Also eye sockets aren't holes topographically speaking as they are just deep divets in the skulls surfave.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago

    Hrm, if you use actual logic then my 6:7 joke breaks down, sorry. At that point I suppose the 69 does too... but I stand by the 42 being the ultimate answer!!

    (Am I now going to hell for my false statements? Punish me pwease...)

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