Explain to me what makes me a tankie other than the fact that I find it annoying how piefed people are obsessed with tankies?

A close reading of my comments will show that my claim is that you basically simp for tankies, not that you are a tankie. But it's clear why a lot of people believe you are a tankie.

For an explanation of what I mean, just read with an open mind, as you're scouring my previous comments for a gotcha of some sort.