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Anon has a proposal for you (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 56 points 6 days ago (1 child)

The T rex must sleep at some point. Find a big artery close to the skin surface, sever it. Watch it bleed out to death.

Or just stay in the hut and enjoy one month of free food and rent.

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[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago*

Find a big artery close to the skin surface, sever it.

Have you seen a headless chicken freaking out and running around before bleeding out and dying? Now imagine that, except the chicken is 12 m tall, weighs 8 metric tonnes, still has its head, and that head is full of teeth the size of a kitchen knife.

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