One of Steve’s more imporant rants IMO. This is the moment we will look back to when the bros loudly began advocating for the end of Personal Computing.

You can begin practicing:

• What kind of C do you have?

• Same C as you.

• Ah, of course. Is it me or are they getting slower?

• Nah, the C has been getting slower.

• My dad told me he once built one himself. It got so hot in Winter the cat slept on it.