Here's the updated scoreboard of AI-pilled promises - and what became of them:

1. AI is going to make cost big money for AI-first companies.
2. AI is going to make employees more productive wade through tons of generated slop instead of doing actual work.
3. AI is going to solve all of humanity's problems - cancer, global warming, all that jazz! exacerbate humanity's problems by gobbling up resources on an unprecedented scale.