After a series of drug thefts in four states, nurse wins back Iowa license
(iowacapitaldispatch.com)
I have to admit I'm impressed. She stole drugs from so many hospitals, violated her parole and probation restrictions repeatedly, banned from practicing in multiple states, practiced with a revoked license anyway, has yet to pay a $600 fine to the nursing board after 7 years, and yet always gets more chances just by asking to be reinstated.
If she wasn't constantly relapsing she could be running a successful political campaign by now, although I guess it's never too late!