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[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

Real life handshakes are a mess too. It’s like a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Is it a high handshake or a low? Ah it’s a fist bump. Oh no wait, it is a low handshake! Grabs the fist

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