This is great, thanks for sharing!
I actually have a personal story that relates directly to “read wrong.”
I don’t spend much time in the ocean. This will be abundantly clear in a paragraph.
Once, I was wading around somewhere and saw what I thought was a plastic part of a snorkel that someone discarded, so I went to pick it up… and it started stinging me.
Which is when I remembered the phrase “blue bottle” and I would have facepalmed if my finger didn’t feel broken. I thought it was trash but instead I tried to “help” a Portuguese Man o’ War out of its natural habitat.
Extremely cool creatures though!