God creates the world in two different ways. Then he gets pissed at the people living in it and wants to kill them all. But Noah is cool so he and his family gets to live. Then he sends a butt load of prophets to the Israelites to get them to behave like he expect them to. That doesn’t work, so he goes down to impregnate a girl with himself, so he can experience what all the fuzz is about and realizes life is hard and sucks and then wants to forgive all the misdoings of all people instead. But only if they believe in him. If not they get burned in the end of time. The end.