you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 36 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food.

I’m so ready for some zen sex.

  • source
  • hideshow 7 child comments