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Old people in Japan should commit mass suicide says Yale professor (thelifeinstitute.net)

submitted 1 year ago by kebab@endlesstalk.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

but we could isolate and study those old people to determine what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use!

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