She is abusive and racist and narcissistic and she told me I fed her too much (twice a day). She is black hole of a human being who yells at her for coughing up hairballs when every cat does it. If I dont get her back I swear to Christ I will invent and build a Death Star and blow up this entire planet.

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[โ€“] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

sorry to put this in as serious a post like this but you look a bit like the pilot from firefly.

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