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[–] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wait no I changed mine it's when they put Jesus in a hole, then put a giant wheel of cheese in front of the hole.

The reason Jesus ain't come back is he needs our help to eat all that cheese and get out of the hole

[now that I think about it I might be able to start a cult around cheese. I told my wife no more cults, but I didn't promise. Plus, cheese. Maybe she wants to join this one]

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Can I be your wife? I'd join a cheese cult.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Hmmm suspicious username. Are you sure you're not a pastafarian spy ?

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